I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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