We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
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