1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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