Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
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