I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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