he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Success! We fucked roommates!
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