I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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