i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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