: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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