It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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