So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Randomize
