But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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