Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
it was like eating out sand paper
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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