I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
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