My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
She's not a foreskin expert like you
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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