this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I can't put those talents on a resume
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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