I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
this boner is exhausting
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
True strength comes from lack of pants
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
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