Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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