Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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