THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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