He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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