That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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