he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
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