Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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