margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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