im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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