then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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