I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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