Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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