don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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