I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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