He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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