Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
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