Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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