So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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