I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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