Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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