found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
this hospital has no fireball
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
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