We're like a lot better than the average bears
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Randomize
