people are starting to question the shark bite story
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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