This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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