There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I'm really busy with my period
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