Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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