Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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