it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
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