The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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