Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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