I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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