Will you blow on my dice?
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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