Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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