Dual....:-)
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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