Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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